Nothing in this blog can be believed. If you think that anything in this blog is true or factual, you'll need to verify it from another source. Do you understand? No? Then read it again, and repeat this process, until you understand that you cannot sue me for anything you read here. Also, having been sucked into taking part in the mass-murder of more than 3 million Vietnamese people on behalf of U.S. Big Business "interests", I'm as mad as a cut snake (and broke) so it might be a bit silly to try to sue me anyway...

Friday, February 02, 2007

jesus loves osama...

It's official: Jesus loves Osama. Here in Sydney, there's been an outbreak of Christian love. About 100 churches have put up signs proclaiming Jesus's love for Osama.

Makes a lot of sense, when you think about it...

Yeshua of Nazareth (hi Davo) taught his followers (before his teachings were repackaged by the Roman Empire) that they should love their enemies, and spent quite some time up on a mountain, beseeching them not to respond to 9/11 by splattering the Afghani and Iraqi people.

Now, here's the problem... Bush and his sock puppet, John HoWARd, don't seem to have quite understood the sermon on the mount. Either that, or they must think they have special dispensation from da man himself...

Not surprisingly, HoWARd was quick to distance himself from any of that loathsome "love thine enemy as you would thine friend" kind of mamby-pamby, Nazarene hippie shit. HoWARd's a real dude, bro! He's got gonads the size of his brain, doncha know...

4 Comments:

Blogger Heidi Hi said...

I always find it remarkable how people know what Jesus thinks. And I am a bit late with this but New Scientist has story on humankind responsible for global warning.

http://environment.newscientist.com/article/dn11088-blame-for-global-warming-placed-firmly-on-humankind.html

February 02, 2007 9:11 PM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

JHo has gonads and a brain, whose did he steal?

It's not humans doing the global warming, it's the Martians directing green rays at us for letting rovers ruin their planet.

(Memo to self, let George know about this get out of trouble scenario.)

February 02, 2007 10:23 PM  
Blogger phil said...

Where do the brothers Jensen stand on the issue of Jesus vis-a-vis Osama? And Cardinal Pell? The nation's principal liar ("liar-in-chief" has a nice ring to it) has to get his lead from somewhere, and I bet no-one's running polls on this one.

February 02, 2007 10:28 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Hi Heidi... wie gehts...

Welcome to this blog. But I warn you. There's no good news here. Only doom and gloom. Abandon all hope ye who enter here...

About it all being caused by humankind... Yeah, the first two graphs in the previous post tell that story eloquently...

JahTeh, I said his gonads were the size of his brain. He's got no brain, so guess the size of his gonads...

Phil, the Jensens and Pell wouldn't know the Sermon on the Mount from a roll of toilet paper. Hypocrites, all of them...

February 02, 2007 11:48 PM  

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