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Monday, May 01, 2006

a lion's heart...

There was Richard the Lionheart, pissed off with Saladin's Muslim hordes, about eight hundred years ago... Richard, King of England... Crusader King...

Not unlike George Bush, or Tony Blair, or our very own Man Of Steel, The Right Honorable John Howard.

Well, actually there is a wee bit of a difference...

Richard went Crusading himself. He went into battle with his troops. He risked his sorry ass in a big way. He personally took part in the battles.

These Three Amigos? These wannabe modern Crusaders? Oh, they sneak into Baghdad, like thieves, in the dead of night on top secret flights, do their dirty deeds, and then sneak back out again, under equal secrecy. Not until they're back on safe ground are the media images of these "brave leaders" released.

Their subjects swoon with admiration...

Pass me that bucket please...

6 Comments:

Blogger JahTeh said...

General John at the head of his troops.
That should boost the desertion rate and wipe out recruiting.

May 01, 2006 11:32 PM  
Blogger Link said...

At the risk of being shot down in flames, I admired the butcher of Baghdad when he stood up in court and did his Mea Culpa.("I alone am responsible for these deaths"). He showed a helluva lot more honour and dignity than our our lying, cheating, teflon encrusted cowardly poor excuses for leaders that we currently suffer.

May 02, 2006 9:41 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Ahhh... It's so good to see that this blog is still a major, major chick magnet... Hush, my gibbering libido...

JahTeh, you conjure up images of our Dear Leader which would rival a Moir cartoon...

Link, yes, I too will risk the wrath of our new sedition laws and go on the record to say that Saddam has more integirity than the combined integrity of the Three Amigos. Those lying, obfuscating, oil-thieving, mass-murdering bastards!

May 02, 2006 12:14 PM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

Love the cartoon especially the eyebrows of doom but he missed giving him a forked tongue.

Didn't the hypocrites look good at the soldier's funeral?

May 03, 2006 11:31 PM  
Blogger Unsane said...

I hope you read all of the transcript of Colbert's pillorisation of GW: This is a man who stand for many things... Above all he stands ON things.

May 07, 2006 9:48 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Unsane, I did go here after your prompt:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stephencolbert/a/colbertbush.htm

And when I get broadband, I might even look at videos.

May 07, 2006 11:01 PM  

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