Nothing in this blog can be believed. If you think that anything in this blog is true or factual, you'll need to verify it from another source. Do you understand? No? Then read it again, and repeat this process, until you understand that you cannot sue me for anything you read here. Also, having been sucked into taking part in the mass-murder of more than 3 million Vietnamese people on behalf of U.S. Big Business "interests", I'm as mad as a cut snake (and broke) so it might be a bit silly to try to sue me anyway...

Tuesday, April 11, 2006


Children overboard.
WMDs overboard.
Timor's oil overboard.
Iraq's oil overboard.
Wheat overboard.
Sanctions overboard.
Memory overboard.
Integrity overboard.
Values overboard.
Truth overboard.
Privacy overboard.
Freedom overboard.
Two large anchors and Howard overboard!!!


Blogger phil said...

You can fool all of the people some of the time...etc etc. It's starting.

April 11, 2006 6:59 PM  
Blogger GreenSmile said...

don't forget "privacy overboard"

oh, right. can't remember these transgressions, since memory went overboard:(

April 11, 2006 10:22 PM  
Blogger GreenSmile said...

OT but since this is the last word from you, Gerry...
another book for your collection:

April 14, 2006 3:38 AM  
Blogger Brownie said...

and will his electorate get OVER! him?

today a headline said 'Howard: AWB betrayed me'.
and I thought how weaselly he was to think that one up midweek when he knew it would be published Good Friday and make all his Christian Liberals see him as crucified (ref Bill Leak's wonderful Calvary cartoon in The Australian).

Try not to let the bastards grind ya down mate.

April 14, 2006 10:40 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Phil, Howard is proving that you CAN fool ALL Liberal voters ALL of the time...

GS, your Amazon URL is broken. May I suggest that you can create links within Blogger comments by using the following format:

[left arrow]a href="[URL]"[right arrow]hyperlink text[[left arrow]/a[right arrow]

Brownie, Howard is the most cunning psychopath ever to lead this country of lemmings... Sadly, I am finding it harder and harder each day to rise up above the depression which results from the realisation that voters are, by and large, war-glorifying idiots misinformed by a capitalistic media hell-bent on preserving capitalism at all costs. By the time the true costs of capitalism impinges itself on these lemmings they will already be hurtling, at terminal velocity, and without a parachute, into an abyss of their own making, no doubt quoting the Book of Revalations as they fall...

Happy Easter, bunnies...

April 15, 2006 6:19 AM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

You left out a line,

Freedom overboard.
Several large anchors overboard
Then it's
Howard overboard!!!

Surely you remember, crap floats.

April 15, 2006 8:02 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

JahTeh, Greensmile, your suggestions have been added. Henceforth the authors of this poem shall be listed as Grump Bear, Greensmile and Copperwitch. Anyone else wanting to join in this group poem should feel free to submit their contribution.

April 19, 2006 10:11 AM  

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