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Monday, September 18, 2006

Orstrayans all let us rejoice...

The Prime Monster of Orstraya has made much noise lately, most of it curiously resembling the sound of uncontrolled flatulence, about something called "Orstrayan values".

John Hunt (of "John Hunt is a coward" fame) keeps wabbitting on, and on, and on, and on, about Orstrayan values. Orstrayan values are centremost to his heart it seems.

But what ARE Orstrayan values?

Surely, for them to be truly Orstrayan values, they must be endemic to Orstraya. Right?

OK then, what ARE these Orstrayan values?


Blogger GreenSmile said...

now we have an old saying in politics: "Patriotism is the last refuge of as scoundrel".

Bush got himself elected, if you can believe Time Mag. by appealing to voters as the christian-and-family values-friendly candidiate. This is so grotesquely false that I could just puke. Now that the emptiness of Bush "values" have been demonstrated to the world I am amazed that any pol would be dim enough to copy that ploy.

September 21, 2006 8:10 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Yeah, Samuel Johnson said it.

I think our voters are even dummer than yours, Greenie.

September 23, 2006 5:33 PM  
Blogger Davo said...

geez, at least yud think th' bluddy idiots'd lern th' bluddy langwidge.

September 24, 2006 5:21 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Davo, you've lost me there...

Who are "th' bluddy idiots" to whom you refer?

September 24, 2006 8:43 PM  
Blogger Davo said...

Voters, mostly, Gerry. I also think it wryly funny that "our wee johnny" whiffles on about "learning english" and "Australian Values" when am not really quite sure what they are, myself.

September 25, 2006 12:23 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Well, given HoWARd's track record, I don't think he has any values left worth speaking of...

Perhaps we could declare him "UN-Orstrayan" ???? Hehehehehe...

September 25, 2006 7:42 PM  
Blogger Ron said...

Can't wait for a medical team to declare him dead!!

(That's nasty, isn't it? And probably sedition.)

September 26, 2006 8:15 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Yeah, I reckon with his karmic 'credits' he'd possibly find himself adrift in the Arafura Sea, alone on an Indonesian fishing boat, being used by the Orstrayan Navy for target prcactice. Subsequent news reports would say 'the boat was being used by lone Afghan asylum seeker with bushy eyebrows who threw himself overboard just before the boat mysteriously disintegrated. In other news just in, it would appear that John Howard has gone missing whilst trying to stop the rise of ocean levels in northern Australia. He was last heard mumbling "Global warming, my foot!" On tonight's History Channel, we have a Special on King Canute.'

September 26, 2006 6:43 PM  
Blogger Davo said...

This article in New Matilda calls Howard's hypocricy.

September 28, 2006 6:06 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Thanks for that link, Davo.

September 28, 2006 9:08 PM  

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