Nothing in this blog can be believed. If you think that anything in this blog is true or factual, you'll need to verify it from another source. Do you understand? No? Then read it again, and repeat this process, until you understand that you cannot sue me for anything you read here. Also, having been sucked into taking part in the mass-murder of more than 3 million Vietnamese people on behalf of U.S. Big Business "interests", I'm as mad as a cut snake (and broke) so it might be a bit silly to try to sue me anyway...

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

this is NOT the next post...

Compliments of Deirdre... She is SUCH an imp...

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata, Deteriorata)

Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP!

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

13 Comments:

Blogger Deirdre said...

Waving at you, Gerry - one fluke to another :)

July 11, 2006 4:08 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Oh I'd say I'm more one of the universe's mistakes, Deirdre.

July 11, 2006 4:12 PM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

More like one of the universe's experiments.

July 11, 2006 5:49 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Failed experiment..

July 11, 2006 8:35 PM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

Still in progress, the universe has five more days.

July 11, 2006 10:06 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Why five more days?

July 11, 2006 10:49 PM  
Blogger Davo said...

shit, gerry, you are such a pain in the arse that am reconsidering the ├Âne male.. one female concept.

July 11, 2006 11:02 PM  
Blogger Davo said...

(metaphorically speaking)

July 11, 2006 11:33 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Davo, you're being cryptic again. I don't do guessing competitions. If you want me to know what you're actually saying, you'll have to give me a few more clues. I'm stupid, remember.

July 12, 2006 1:12 AM  
Blogger Davo said...

Tuff tit. You're the one doing definitions.

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. -- Martin Luther King Jr.

July 12, 2006 1:41 AM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

God had six.

July 12, 2006 8:14 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Ok, JahTeh, four more days...

Then what...???

July 12, 2006 9:27 PM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

The blog god ate my comment.

You will become a wondrous enlightened benevolent ethereal spirit.


Alternatively


The experiment will fail and you will disappear up your own 'harse.

July 14, 2006 4:09 PM  

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