Nothing in this blog can be believed. If you think that anything in this blog is true or factual, you'll need to verify it from another source. Do you understand? No? Then read it again, and repeat this process, until you understand that you cannot sue me for anything you read here. Also, having been sucked into taking part in the mass-murder of more than 3 million Vietnamese people on behalf of U.S. Big Business "interests", I'm as mad as a cut snake (and broke) so it might be a bit silly to try to sue me anyway...

Saturday, May 13, 2006

a day in the life of the cryptocracy...

It's time again to rattle the chains of the NSA, CIA, FBI. ASIO and GCHQ.

There's this software thingie called ECHELON. It's old hat now and I'm sure Dubbya's Gestapo have even better software these days, but the idea is the same.

Well, here's how you attract their attention: You generate text that has as many words as their paranoid little minds can come up with. Such as:

Explosives, guns, assassination, conspiracy, primers, detonators, initiators, main charge, nuclear charges, ambush, sniping, motorcade, IRS, BATF, jtf-6, mjtf, hrt, srt, hostages, munitions, weapons, TNT, rdx, amfo, hmtd, picric acid, silver nitrite, mercury fulminate, presidential motorcade, salt peter, charcoal, sulfur, c4, composition b, amatol, petn, lead azide, lead styphante, ddnp, tetryl, nitrocellulose, nitrostarch, mines, grenades, rockets, fuses, delay mechanism, mortars, rpg7, propellants, incendiaries, incendiary device, thermite, security forces, intelligence, agencies, hrt, resistance, psyops, infiltration, assault team, defensive elements, evasion, detection, mission, communications, the football, platter charge, shaped charges, m118, claymore, body armor, charges, shrapnel, timers, timing devices, boobytraps, detcord, pmk 40, silencers, Uzi, HK-MP5, AK-47, FAL, Jatti, Skorpion MP, teflon bullets, cordite, napalm, law, Stingers, RPK, SOCIMI 821 SMG, STEN, BAR, MP40, HK-G3,FN-MAG, RPD,PzB39, Air Force One, M60, RPK74, SG530, SG540, Galil arm, Walther WA2000, HK33KE, Parker-Hale MOD. 82, AKR, Ingram MAC10, M3, L34A1, Walther MPL, AKS-74, HK-GR6, subsonic rounds, ballistic media, special forces, JFKSWC, SFOD-D! , SRT, Rewson, SAFE, Waihopai, INFOSEC, ASPIC, Information Security, SAI, Information Warfare, IW, IS, Privacy, Information Terrorism, Kenya, Terrorism Defensive Information, Defense Information Warfare, Offensive Information, Offensive Information Warfare, NAIA, SAPM, ASU, ECHELON ASTS, National Information Infrastructure, InfoSec, SAO, Reno, Compsec, JICS, Computer Terrorism, Firewalls, Secure Internet Connections, RSP, ISS, JDF, Passwords, NAAP, DefCon V, RSO, Hackers, Encryption, ASWS, Espionage, USDOJ, NSA, CIA, S/Key, SSL, FBI, Secret Service, USSS, Defcon, Military, White House, Undercover, NCCS, Mayfly, PGP, SALDV, PEM, resta, RSA, Perl-RSA, MSNBC, bet, AOL, AOL TOS, CIS, CBOT, AIMSX, STARLAN, 3B2, BITNET, Tanzania, SAMU, COSMOS,
DATTA,

You might like to add things like "Osama bin Laden for President", or "Kill George Bush".

Anything to amuse these humourless numbnuts working for these insane institutions.

I'll see you in Gitmo...

8 Comments:

Blogger BwcaBrownie said...

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I will bring you a cake with a file in it.

May 13, 2006 12:45 AM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

Add tits and homos and the religious reich will get you as well.

May 13, 2006 12:59 AM  
Blogger Davoh said...

erk .. are . pens and/or pencils, legs, somehow included in this ECHELON ?

May 13, 2006 11:52 PM  
Blogger The Editor said...

Anyone decoded this last one? It's got me stumped.

May 15, 2006 6:50 PM  
Blogger The Editor said...

Bluey, I'm no wiser. If this means anything, you'll need to spell it out for me.

July 04, 2006 6:23 PM  
Blogger The Editor said...

You're too interesting not to blog, Bluey. Come on, tell us who you REALLY are and what your blog's called. Failing that, start bloggin now.

thanks for that info, but I still don't understand how that would affect the likes of you and me. I said I was stupid...

July 04, 2006 6:44 PM  
Blogger The Editor said...

Well, I hope you start blogging. I think you would be an interestng read.

"Basic schoolboy coding" ??? I must be in kindegarten.

I cerainly was not going to whack that string into a search engine. Probably too paranoid. :-(

I hope you continue to enjoy reading thisblog, Bluey, but I guess most people eventually get sick of my crap and move on (as they should).

Feel free to call me on any crap you find in this blog, and ghod knows there must be a mountain of it... :-)

July 04, 2006 7:23 PM  
Blogger The Editor said...

Roger. Golf Bravo out. :-)

July 04, 2006 7:55 PM  

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