Nothing in this blog can be believed. If you think that anything in this blog is true or factual, you'll need to verify it from another source. Do you understand? No? Then read it again, and repeat this process, until you understand that you cannot sue me for anything you read here. Also, having been sucked into taking part in the mass-murder of more than 3 million Vietnamese people on behalf of U.S. Big Business "interests", I'm as mad as a cut snake (and broke) so it might be a bit silly to try to sue me anyway...

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

where do I get one?

And there's more where that came from...

Update: I originally attributed this to Ron (who used to have a blog called Mountain Murmurs) but it appears that I now have to give a hat-tip Lavatory Rodeo, or Flutey... Ahhh bugger it... Yuze can all get stuffed! The link to the primary source is shown and the rest don't count. Boy, have I got the shits with wannabe bloggers at the moment! (Truth be known, I've probably got the shits with me!)


Blogger Ron said...

And Revenant (who in another life was known as Ron) has to own up to getting the heads-up on this from from Flute at Larvatus Prodeo.

June 20, 2006 6:58 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

This attribution business is getting tricky isn't it, Ron?

You've killed MM again?


June 20, 2006 7:44 PM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

If Ron's blog lives I'm going to kill it with Gerry's rule .303.

And this was my favourite of the lot but I don't have the equipment to make full use of it.

June 20, 2006 8:16 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

If Ron ever reincarnates his blog, I refuse to list it. I've had it! This on, off, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, na-na-nanana shit has worn me down. The bloke is not for real. When he gets real, I'll re-evaluate my need to apologise. Grrrrrrrrr....

Oh, did I tell you? I've got the shits with Ron for pulling the plug on Mountain Murmurs (for the umpteenth time!!!) So shoot me!!!

June 20, 2006 8:46 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

P.S. The El-Cheapo Cabernet Sauvignon is doing wonders to my system...

June 20, 2006 8:53 PM  
Blogger Link said...

Revenent? Geez, couldn't you think of something a little simpler? The Blogger Formerly Known of as Ron, perhaps?

Now why am I here. Oh yes, Gerry Ron's . . . . . oh you've noticed.

Meanwhile back at Coogee cemetary, Revenent,(sir) you could have at least given us the opportunity to eulogise you I think opening up some opportunities to comment could have kept you on as the living dead for quite some time.

Howard is more of a public inconvenience I would'a thought.

Bloody JahTeh with her chocmint biscuits and you with your cab sav. Sheesh, what can I stuff in my gob? Ashes, horse poo, rice cakes MORE coffee? I'm goin shopping tomorrow I'd go now if I were in Darlinghurst. Alas, alas.

June 20, 2006 9:16 PM  
Blogger Ron said...

Thanks for confirming that ANYTHING that comes via the Internet, particularly blogs, is ethereal.

June 21, 2006 6:55 AM  
Blogger Link said...

Just wait until I've got that chainsaw in my hot little hand and steaming cuppa in other, then we'll see how ethereal some thing is that comes via a blog.


June 21, 2006 7:12 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

JahTeh, you said And this was my favourite of the lot but I don't have the equipment to make full use of it. I don't understand what you mean.

Link, I agree. If there's an unreality to blogging, then you're failing to make things real enough. The bloggers are real. Most of what gets blogged is real. Friendships are formed and these are real if the friendship is genuine. Chainsaws are real. Sitting in cafes with bloggers is real.

Ron, the question is, what do YOU want to make (or keep) real. To be able to fix a problem, first you need to OWN it. There, that's enough enlightenment talk for today... ;-)

June 21, 2006 10:04 AM  
Blogger JahTeh said...

Well I could spit in it I suppose.

Now we must all be nice to Ron, until one of us gets our hands on that blunt chainsaw of his and forces him back to blogging.

I'm off shopping tomorrow Link, can I get you anything, Latte, choc mint biscuits, Merlot, bear skin rug for the floor?

June 21, 2006 7:52 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

You're evil, JahTeh.

June 21, 2006 8:33 PM  

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