Nothing in this blog can be believed. If you think that anything in this blog is true or factual, you'll need to verify it from another source. Do you understand? No? Then read it again, and repeat this process, until you understand that you cannot sue me for anything you read here. Also, having been sucked into taking part in the mass-murder of more than 3 million Vietnamese people on behalf of U.S. Big Business "interests", I'm as mad as a cut snake (and broke) so it might be a bit silly to try to sue me anyway...

Sunday, February 13, 2005

just a little sip of Mountain Dew...

Compliments of DS:
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of
Mount & Do.
And DS, that crazy Yank, doesn't think he'd be able to do a good blog? Shit, he OWNS this one... :-)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's unfair; I don't decide what you put on YOUR blog. I just send links to articles you may find interesting (and so far I'd say I must be doing a good job - great minds think alike). Anyway, after the Gestapo come and take me away, you'll know where to find most of the good shit by yourself. Ha!
Love ya' dude.


February 13, 2005 12:48 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Dunno about 'great minds'... Given that the Neocons are "sane", we'd have to be insane, no?

February 13, 2005 12:59 PM  
Blogger Jenni said...

I used to be quite addicted to Mountain Dew. I'm glad I quit before I read your post, because I wouldn't want to be thinking about ED every time I have a cool refreshing sip. :)

February 13, 2005 4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Crazybear!


Love from your secret admirer - well it has to be anonymous doesn't it - that's the whole point!

Can I suggest a VD posting?

February 14, 2005 8:13 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

That's funny stuff, Gerry.

February 14, 2005 1:30 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Jenni, blame DS.

Secret Admirer, my heart is all aflutter.

Jeff, hi.

February 14, 2005 11:33 PM  
Blogger Rainbow Demon said...

This post just made my day...

Happy VD


February 15, 2005 2:19 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Glad you liked it, RD. Thanks for stopping by.

February 15, 2005 5:36 PM  

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