"It's like paradise really. We've got KFC, and F-18's flying overhead."
Tragically, I could not detect even a hint of irony when he said that. The guy appeared to mean it, 100%.
Is that the level of intellect we're now recruiting into our army? Then again, that's probably the level of dumbness you need in order to convince them that the Afghanistan war is:-
 In Australia's best interests.
 Good for the Afghan people.
I was equally dumb when I believed the exact same crap fed to me about the Vietnam war.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.