Nothing in this blog can be believed. If you think that anything in this blog is true or factual, you'll need to verify it from another source. Do you understand? No? Then read it again, and repeat this process, until you understand that you cannot sue me for anything you read here. Also, having been sucked into taking part in the mass-murder of more than 3 million Vietnamese people on behalf of U.S. Big Business "interests", I'm as mad as a cut snake (and broke) so it might be a bit silly to try to sue me anyway...

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Lose the lipstick, Ticky...

Watching ABC Lateline Business tonight, I was horrified to see Ticky Fullerton's lips grotesquely smeared with vivid red lipstick.

Yuck!!!

I wouldn't kiss those greased lips with Tony Abbott's lips!!!

And here's the rub:  I would really love to passionately kiss those lips.

(Don't tell SWMBO!!)

But...

I would want to be kissing Ticky's lips au naturale - not getting my own lips polluted by some disgusting cosmetic product.

Get real, Ticky !!!

You don't need that shit on your sensual lips!!!

You're perfectly OK exactly the way you are !!!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

she doesn't have lipstick on her brain, and that's the true erogenous zone. blame the make-up room person.


just come from The Graun and this is a good read, not just about climate change, but it makes it clear that all other issues are subject to the same evil influences: leaked docs

X X ann odyne

February 17, 2012 10:32 AM  
Anonymous Diogenes Surfer said...

Hello from Yankastan! Long time no see.

Diogenes Surfer

February 18, 2012 2:19 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Ann, yes, but Ticky should not let the make-up nazis dictate to her.
Thanks for that link. Interesting article.

DH, good to see you here again. Why haven't the _good_ Americans shut down the Evil Empire yet? Time for the American Spring.

February 18, 2012 7:57 AM  
Blogger AndrewM said...

You're such a bloody fraud, Gerry. If TF puckered up for you, you'd be right at it even if she'd just painted her lips with sulphuric acid.

February 19, 2012 3:12 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

@AndrewM: I'd have to assume I was either dreaming or that some hallucinogenic event was occurring.

February 19, 2012 4:01 PM  
Blogger AndrewM said...

More likely her worst nightmare :-)

February 21, 2012 8:17 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Well then, perhaps she shouldn't be puckering up for me, or maybe she should lose the sulphuric acid...

February 21, 2012 9:54 AM  

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