Lose the lipstick, Ticky...
I wouldn't kiss those greased lips with Tony Abbott's lips!!!
And here's the rub: I would really love to passionately kiss those lips.
(Don't tell SWMBO!!)
I would want to be kissing Ticky's lips au naturale - not getting my own lips polluted by some disgusting
Get real, Ticky !!!
You don't need that shit on your sensual lips!!!
You're perfectly OK exactly the way you are !!!