Nothing in this blog can be believed. If you think that
anything in this blog is true or factual, you'll need to verify
it from another source. Do you understand? No? Then read it again,
and repeat this process, until you understand that you cannot sue
me for anything you read here. Also, having been sucked into taking
part in the mass-murder of more than 3 million Vietnamese people
on behalf of U.S. Big Business "interests", I'm as mad as a cut snake (and broke) so it might be a bit silly to try to sue me anyway...
a letter from Princess Ugonma...
She wrote:
Dear Sir/Madam
My Name is Princess Ugonma daughter of the late HRH King Jonathan Etem King of Eleme Kingdom. I am 29 yrs hold and a mother of A son By Name Tony Etem I am in desperate need of your assistant concerning my family wealth.
My Mother was the first wife to the late King before her painful death. By the virtue of our African culture. When the King dies he is succeeded by the first son. Which is my elder brother Afam Etem But this was not possible because my step mother the Second wife to my Father wanted her own son to become the King. They, My Stepmother and her children conspired and killed my elder brother.
At first I did not know why they hated us that much. I though it was just for the throne which I had always advised my brother to let go but he wouldnt. He will always tell me that I do not understand. Until he almost gave-up the ghost. He told be that The Shell Petroleum Committee Nigeria in the course of Community development and benefits to King of the Oil producing community Deposited Into My late fathers account The sum of $46,000,000,00 ( Fourthy Six Million USD) In one of the Local Banks here In my country Nigeria. He also Gave me the Deposited Slip of the Fund in This Bank. He Told me that this is the main reason my stepmother wants him dead. I ran away with the Document he gave me and went into hiding with my only son whom is that only family I have got.
I need you help I need to start a new life. I want you to help me claim this fund and make arrangement for my son and I to start a new life in Your Country. If you will be willing to help me please do respond back to me
God Bless
Ugonma
I replied:
Dear Princess,
I think I know how to best help you. I think you should write to our Prime Minister. He is a most compassionate and helpful man. If there is anyone in this country you can trust with $46,000,000, it's our Prime Minister. He is a good Christian.
You can email him: http://www.pm.gov.au/contact/index.cfm
God bless,
Gerry
4 Comments:
You get all the interesting ones. I'm getting spam in Russian or Irina (also Russian) sending me her photo begging me to marry her.
Send 'em to John Winston Howard. He'd know how to deal with them...
He'd give them the $46m! Boom boom!
"You can trust Mr Howard." That's very naughty Gerry, about 40-dd per cent of the population might start believing you.
"I was just trying to help" :-)
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